i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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