we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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