Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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