Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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