is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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