East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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