just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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