He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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