why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I wish you could order shots online.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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