dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Sorry about my life...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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