Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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