i wish peter jackson would direct porn
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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