Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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