what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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