Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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