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So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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