He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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