He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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