Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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