Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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