Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
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go home
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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