these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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