The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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