I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
