All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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