Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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