shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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