ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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