Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
