We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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