now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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