When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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