Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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