Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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