if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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