Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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