Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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