"it" just moved
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
tell me about the eggs
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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