Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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