Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
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