I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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