I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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