suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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