i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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