i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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