Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Randomize
