Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
this boner is exhausting
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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