We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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