Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
id be glad to
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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