it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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