Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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