This girl is more easily done than said...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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