it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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